Author Archives: jacque
You can’t say I’m not well adjusted
… thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. In what I’m now dubbing “The Season of Jacque,” I decided to do a few of those things that I’ve always wanted to do, but for whatever reason, I … Continue reading
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Seriously, I got distracted. Sorry, y’all.
(If you don’t know the joy of deleting this program from a computer, I sort of feel sorry for you.) As America’s Champion of Procrastination, instead of writing three brief papers, here we go … P reminded me this morning … Continue reading
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Monday. Never kind. Even now.
This morning, I got up early, straightened my hair, put on a dress and drove down to the unemployment office to be there when they started processing claims. I got there 15 minutes early, and there was already a line. … Continue reading
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No, wait, I could totally do that
One of my current favorite shows is “Bar Rescue” on Spike. I’ve been a fan of this show from the moment I saw it because almost my entire adult life, I’ve told people that not only could I open a … Continue reading
Fancy book learning v. 2.0
Tonight, I finished the sixth course in my master’s program. What has two thumbs and is now halfway to signing her name with a pretentious “…, MBA” at the end? THIS GIRL. No, but seriously. I’m not going to sign … Continue reading
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Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.
“It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” In case you’re just joining us … In the last five months, my mother died following what should have been outpatient surgery … Continue reading
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